12 Killer Gifts for the ‘Zombie-Obsessed’

Let’s just admit it. The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.

The documentary series “The Walking Dead” is a true-to-life story of survivers in Canada (or something…) in the 90s surviving the Canadian Zombie Plague. Canada, as we all know, no longer exists. They weren’t prepared.

So, I believe it’s our job to ensure that you and those you love are prepared for the forthcoming, inevitable, death-by-zombie, free-for-all, armageddon of the earth.

#1: Apparently if you buy this, you’ll survive for like a week. Better buy like a million of these…

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First My Family AMC’s The Walking Dead Survival Kit – One Person

Features: Official Survival Kit of AMC’s The Walking Dead TV show, (1) Premium Military Style Messenger Bag with Official AMC The Walking Dead Survivor Kit logo(1) Datrex 2400 Calorie Emergency Food Ration. (6) Datrex 4.22 oz packs of Emergency Water. Stays fresh for up to 5 years and U.S. Coast Guard Certified, (1) Lifeline 30 Piece First Aid Kit (1) 12-hour glowstick, (1) Mylar Space Blanket, (1) Emergency Poncho, (1) 5-1 Survival Whistle with flint, compass, emergency mirror, whistle and water resistant case (1) LifeGear LED Flashlight that lasts up to 400 hours, Official AMC The Walking Dead Merchandise from First My Family

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#2: Well, I guess you’ll need a ‘guide’ for this whole shindig. But hey, it comes available for the Kindle, so you can run and read at the same time!

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The Zombie Survival Guide (Hardcover)

By (author): Max Brooks

List Price: $40.00
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#3: Gerber is a great brand. Great knives, axes, blades… and now, a complete weaponry kit. Guaranteed to go through zombie flesh in one swipe. (Not intended for the living… that’s what we call “MURDER”, dude)

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Gerber Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit [30-000601] (Tools & Home Improvement)

Features: Sturdy canvas carrying case with reinforced stitching and handle for easy transportation, Three knives include, Gerber LMF II Infantry, Gerber DMF folder, and Gerber Epic, Two machetes include, Gerber Gator Machete, and Gerber Gator Machete Pro, Bear Grylls Survival Series Parang ; 17.5 inch Freescape Hatchet, Gerber Camp Axe II high performance axe

List Price: $349.00 USD
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