Let’s just admit it. The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us.
The documentary series “The Walking Dead” is a true-to-life story of survivers in Canada (or something…) in the 90s surviving the Canadian Zombie Plague. Canada, as we all know, no longer exists. They weren’t prepared.
So, I believe it’s our job to ensure that you and those you love are prepared for the forthcoming, inevitable, death-by-zombie, free-for-all, armageddon of the earth.
#1: Apparently if you buy this, you’ll survive for like a week. Better buy like a million of these…
#2: Well, I guess you’ll need a ‘guide’ for this whole shindig. But hey, it comes available for the Kindle, so you can run and read at the same time!
#3: Gerber is a great brand. Great knives, axes, blades… and now, a complete weaponry kit. Guaranteed to go through zombie flesh in one swipe. (Not intended for the living… that’s what we call “MURDER”, dude)