Thank you Ron Swanson, for speaking the truth. Breakfast cannot be underestimated.
They say it’s the most important meal of the day, but if you’re anything like me, it’s the ONLY meal of the day. Serious. I can make endless combinations of delicious egg-cheese-bread-syrup concoctions… And no, I don’t care about the judgments of the world, telling me that I should ‘work out’ or ‘get a job’ or ‘get out of bed’.
None of these things involves the incredible feeling of waking up at 4 PM after a long night of bingewatching every show Netflix has to offer, and enjoying the same exact meal that (I assume) allowed Michael Phelps to win the gold like a million times.
I much rather prefer the sizzling sound and smell of bacon, eggs, sausage and toast, all connected to a supremo coffee maker. No more ‘walking’ or ‘moving’, or other things that force me out of the comfy warmth of my bed. I mean, who cares about those things called ‘showers’ or ‘hygiene’… I’ve got everything I need, right here.
If you’d like to join the club, there’s plenty of room. It only requires you to dedicate your life to the MOST important meal of the day. Breakfast.
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