Lunch like a boss!

http://amzn.to/1OXGDStThis is the best way to make your cold lunches look cool.  Forget the lame brown bag.  You can carry your bologna sandwich in style with this organ transplant lunchbox cooler.  It is also a great way to keep other hands off of your pudding packs that you are packing for fear of finding a spleen instead.  Based on dimensions you could probably fit a brain or a couple of kidneys or maybe a small liver.  Or you know, just a cold cut combo and baby carrots with an apple.  Whatever you fancy for your midday meal.

It looks so real, you can even fool your medical professional friends.  As one reviewer said, “I bought this lunchbox for my husband who is a flight paramedic and he absolutely LOVES it!  He actually uses it every day and has gotten compliments on it at work.  People always ask if he is really using an organ transplant box.”

And it even comes with an organ donor ID tag so that there will never be any confusion when you start a trend and the whole work fridge ends up full of these things.  Your organs will be safely identified as your own.  You also wouldn’t want to mistake your lunch for a real organ cooler.  The horror!  The horror!

You shouldn’t actually use this for real organs either.  It isn’t really intended for that.  It is just meant to be a little funny.  It would be gross if you actually put a liver in it.  Come on, even if you eat liver, you shouldn’t.  It’s disgusting and it smells bad.  Don’t do that to people.  Stick with roast beef or turkey or even ham.  Chicken breasts or pork butt are the closest things to actual organ tissue that you should put in this cooler.

Muscle/meat:  Good.

Intestines:  Bad.


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Human Organ Lunchbox


Features: Fred’s E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious goods prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach, Keep your beer cold, and your ham sandwich ready to be devoured in a fun insulated cooler, Each bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an ‘organ donor’ ID tag, Great for keeping your snacks alive and fun on the go, Note- this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers

List Price: $20.00 USD
New From: $16.19 USD In Stock