Scorpion Sucker 4 Pack

Scorpion Lollipop (4 Count) *Apple, Bannana, Blueberry, Strawberry*

Features: Real Scorpion Suckers!, Ships Fresh and Fast!

List Price: $22.95 USD
New From: $22.95 USD In Stock

There are some things that are just not meant to be eaten… pretty sure scorpions are one of those things. But hey! This is American. Land of the outlandish and home of the hungry. So let’s get down to bizzness.

There are cricket suckers, cockroach suckers, maggot suckers, but for some reason, these just give me the willies.

You gotta wonder… did they remove the poison sack or their stinger before encasing them in solid sugar? Did these scorpions live happy stinging, terrifying people, lives?

WOULD YOU EAT ONE OF THESE?? Tell us in the comments!!

By the way, in case you need a little more scorpion love, here’s a 50 minute documentary.
About scorpions. Enjoy.