Sriracha. To Go. On A Keychain. The Heavens Open.

Sriracha.

The incredible famous sauce “Sriracha” that has buried a deep deep hole in all of our hearts, was once limited by the size of a large bottle. This bottle was our chains, our shackles, our prison.

We could not tote this large bottle around with us everywhere we went… we were confined to settling for whatever the restaurant deemed “acceptable” to put upon their food.

But alas, our triumphant battle end, is upon us.

Introducing, the mini Sriracha bottles with attached keychains. Bring your beloved hot sauce with you everywhere, without judgement. The park, the court house, even on a flight (Bring it on, TSA).

Sriracha is so well loved, one guy even drank 3 bottles of the stuff:
[WARNING: HE ALSO PUKES IT ALL UP. DON’T WATCH WHILE EATING SRIRACHA)

 


Needless to say, even single man, woman and child in America and beyond needs one of these attached to their keychain. Frankly, anyone who doesn’t could be deemed unpatriotic. After all, America is the land of the hungry and home of the cheeseburger.

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Go get it tiger:


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Sriracha Bottles on Keychains, Set of 2


List Price: $14.99 USD
New From: $12.99 USD In Stock