The Most Absurd/Greatest Shower Curtains On Earth. Period.

There’s nothing greater, than the perfectly chosen, personality personifying, brilliant but absurd Shower Curtain to accent your bathroom. Here are our very best finds…

5) The Social Network

From Tyler, Product Reviewer:
“Was I tired of regular boring showers? Yes. Does this shower curtain change the way I view my showers? Also yes. I used to spend hours on facebook everyday, but this shower curtain just kills two birds with one stone, because now when I am taking a poo, I can just see what my shower curtain is up too thus relieving the urge to go on facebook.”


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Facebook Shower Curtain


Features: Bring your profile to life in the bathroom, Transparent section so you can create a profile, Perfect for the social networker in your life, Water resistant, Measures 70 by 70-inch

List Price: $21.99 USD
New From: $18.99 USD In Stock

 


4) The TRUE Man

From Sean, Product Reviewer:
“Made almost exclusively from bear blood, whiskey, and testosterone this shower curtain is most excellent. Guests love and adore it. They often ask if it’s a self portrait. In short this shower curtain is pretty much the American dream.”


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Lumberjack Punching Bear Cool Shower Curtain Waterproof Red and Black 12 Hooks Included


Features: All shower curtains are printed on a super-soft 100% waterproof polyester, Cleaning and maintenance is a breeze! Just toss it in the wash, Can be used as a stand-alone shower curtain and as well as a liner, mildew resistant!, Measures 72 inches wide by 72 inches to fit standard size tub/shower areas, 100% Risk Free – If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return your curtain with NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

List Price: $34.95 USD
New From: $34.95 USD In Stock


 

3) The Scientist

From Rachel, Product Reviewer:
“Do you like to learn while you relieve yourself? Do you like bright colors? Are you terrible (or perhaps obsessed) with chemistry and want a little help with a side of pizzazz? Well the amazing periodic table shower curtain will help you to practice and enjoy all of these possibilities!”

Periodic Table Shower Curtain (EVA vinyl) – The Official Curtain on The Big Bang Theory (Kitchen)


Features: The official SMART shower curtain featured on the hit show The Big Bang Theory!, SMART Shower Curtains are featured in Style at Home magazine!, Transform your bathroom from boring to fun!, Made from environmental friendly EVA Vinyl, Approx. 71″ x 71″

List Price: $32.00 USD
New From: $19.99 USD In Stock


2) The StarLord

From the product description:
“Your hobbies and passions already set you apart from all the rest shouldn’t your living space also reflect that? If your answer was a resounding inHeck yeah! in then you’ve come to the right place. Deck out your space in a way that’s uniquely you celebrating all of the stories and characters you hold dear.”

Han Solo in Carbonite Shower Curtain


Features: Officially Licensed Star Wars, Includes Curtain Hooks, Measures 71″ x 71″

List Price: $21.95 USD
New From: $16.94 USD In Stock


1) The Epic Sloth

From Logan, Product Reviewer:
“This shower curtain personifies my life in every form. Here I am the laid back giant of industry, climbing the corporate ladder, and these small time haters buzz about me trying to bring me down. But I’m cool about it jack, cuz I’m a sloth, and aint nobody telling how it do.”


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Slothzilla Funny Waterproof Shower Curtain of Sloth Climbing in New York 72×72 Inches 12 Hooks Included


Features: All shower curtains are printed on a super-soft 100% waterproof polyester, Cleaning and maintenance is a breeze! Just toss it in the wash, Can be used as a stand-alone shower curtain and as well as a liner, mildew resistant!, Measures 72 inches wide by 72 inches to fit standard size tub/shower areas, 100% Risk Free – If you’re not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return your curtain with NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

List Price: $34.95 USD
New From: $34.95 USD In Stock


BONUS! Never Stop Dreaming, Bruh

I mean really, what human being doesn’t want to shower behind this thing???