Ok, Ok. We know. Poop jokes are too easy. But really, we gotta have a couple crappy posts on here, right? (LOLZ, can’t help myself)
Without further ado! Here are the top 5 GREATEST Rolls of Toilet Paper You Can Actually Wipe Crap On.
#5) The DUMP
Donald Trump isn’t just a Billionaire turned Politician, he has also graced our planet with floppy hair, and now, TP.
#4) The Democratic Pair
It’s the full set.
#3) The 10 Minute Break
Sometimes, you just gotta kill some time. #amiright?
#2) The High Roller
I mean really, who doesn’t want to wipe their butt with $100 Bills? (No offense intented Mr. Franklin)
#1) The BELIEBER
Do you Belieb? We sure do. You always said his music was crappy… Now it’s your chance to put your money where your… uh, butt is.